I know I should be in bed, but I found 1 more crazy thing...the pizza scissors. Blurb from Skymall.com:
Pizza lovers rejoice: serving slices is easier than ever! Slice and serve pizza easily with this new invention. It combines kitchen shears with a wedge-shaped spatula so you can slice and serve with one hand without ever losing toppings.
Unlike wheels and knives, it won’t damage cooking pans and will cut a perfect, even slice, every time. There’s only one utensil to clean, and it’s dishwashers safe. Works for both left- and right-handed people. Features stainless-steel blades and a contoured soft grip. Fits in a standard kitchen drawer. 10-year manufacturer’s warranty. $19.99
Everyone get in line behind me! I'm buying this one first...right after I vote for Obama for President and Christine Gregoire for Governor... hee hee
